I'm not normally like this, with the whole posting something every night - I'll post something up occasionally but it's very rare for me to post two days in a row, I don't know why I chose to write another thing. What I do know is that I'm incredibly bored right now and have no one to hang out with I just went and picked up Adam from his girlfriend's house. We watched MIB and he fell asleep and then I watched MIB2 (Or MIIB if you want to go off what the DVD says). I did the hospitable thing and put a blanket over him and returned back here about 4 hours after I wrote the line about not having anyone to hang out with. I wonder if I have some sort of wish-granting blog, that would be pretty cool.
GEE IT SURE DOES LOOK LIKE I HAVE NO MONEY, NOR DO I HAVE ANY SORT OF RELATIONSHIP WITH A FEMALE.
And nothing - looks like I'll just need to talk to the internet some more until either of those things fall into my lap at any point during my words.
Hi The Internet! I'm sure we will be good friends this year! Hell, maybe even next year too!
Oh dear - I can't go around just talking to "The Internet", that sounds retarded. The internet needs a proper name. One that I know all of the people reading this collectively will not have, one that I can pretend is a young go-getter to whose shoulder I can put my hand upon and regale the vastness of the universe to (I've seen bigger). One that will look up at me wide-eyed with excitement whenever I look down at him disappointedly, and one that will make me laugh when I'm feeling down.
Readers, your new name is Ralph. Try it out for a while, look at yourself in a mirror and really let your new name sink in. Yes, wear it with pride, Ralph! Because tomorrow you'll put on some fresh socks and run out to face the world!
Immediately after you step out of your room though oh dear you left the dog inside and now there's pee all over the hallway and you've just stepped in it and it's soaking into your socks oh darn I guess you have to go change those now so take them off and avoid the pee as you toss them in the laundry and maybe wash your feet as well because you're afraid the pee might have gotten onto the bottom of your feet and you can't step into new socks like that because you'll just ruin another pair and your mother isn't doing the washing until Wednesday so you might run out of socks if you don't avoid the pee left there due to your own forgetfulness you should have really put the dog outside!
Yes Ralph, you wear that name with pride! Right after you clean up the mess you made! Now you wait right here and I'll be back with a story about 2009!
GEE IT SURE DOES LOOK LIKE I HAVE NO MONEY, NOR DO I HAVE ANY SORT OF RELATIONSHIP WITH A FEMALE.
And nothing - looks like I'll just need to talk to the internet some more until either of those things fall into my lap at any point during my words.
Hi The Internet! I'm sure we will be good friends this year! Hell, maybe even next year too!
Oh dear - I can't go around just talking to "The Internet", that sounds retarded. The internet needs a proper name. One that I know all of the people reading this collectively will not have, one that I can pretend is a young go-getter to whose shoulder I can put my hand upon and regale the vastness of the universe to (I've seen bigger). One that will look up at me wide-eyed with excitement whenever I look down at him disappointedly, and one that will make me laugh when I'm feeling down.
Readers, your new name is Ralph. Try it out for a while, look at yourself in a mirror and really let your new name sink in. Yes, wear it with pride, Ralph! Because tomorrow you'll put on some fresh socks and run out to face the world!
Immediately after you step out of your room though oh dear you left the dog inside and now there's pee all over the hallway and you've just stepped in it and it's soaking into your socks oh darn I guess you have to go change those now so take them off and avoid the pee as you toss them in the laundry and maybe wash your feet as well because you're afraid the pee might have gotten onto the bottom of your feet and you can't step into new socks like that because you'll just ruin another pair and your mother isn't doing the washing until Wednesday so you might run out of socks if you don't avoid the pee left there due to your own forgetfulness you should have really put the dog outside!
Yes Ralph, you wear that name with pride! Right after you clean up the mess you made! Now you wait right here and I'll be back with a story about 2009!
I'm WAITING!
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Ralph.