I'd like to take a moment of your time to tell you about my penis, I've also decided to name the entire post after my penis. This is because it takes a full blog post to talk about my penis and really take it all in. It's the kind of thing you do when you're boasting - you'll sit the person down and be all "Look I hope you didn't have anything planned this evening because my penis needs like 6 hours of straight up attention for you to really bask in it's majesty".
This is also going to help up my viewership because the amount of people that search for penis on the internet is an astoundingly high number.
Back to my penis - here is a picture.
My penis is like a little kid - no, it doesn't like little kids and no, I don't like little kids either (If you bring one towards me I will punch it right in it's smarmy kid face) - it is like a little kid. One who went to Wonderland, pretty much every week. Wonderland was an amazing place, and my penis had as much fun as humanly possible there, it couldn't wait to go again and again and again - it even went to Sega World a couple times which was completely taboo, my penis being a Nintendo kid and all. But then something terrible happened.
Wonderland and Sega World closed down.
My penis didn't even get a warning for this! I mean sure, it read the news and it kind of saw it coming but it had never actually prepared itself for the reality of these two parks closing down, it just assumed it was going every weekend and that was that. Now with these places gone my penis became depressed. It tried to fill the void by playing roller coaster tycoon but the virtual aspect just doesn't feel the same as the real deal. It pretty much resigned itself to never going to any other theme parks again.The Gold Coast was too far away and was too much time and effort to spend on a single day of parkground shenanigans and Jamberoo just seemed like it wouldn't be that much fun, and my penis would probably break it's arm there by doing something stupid. Luna Park seems alright, what with the unlimited entry for a year but my penis just hasn't gotten around to going there or even applying for the membership.
Still, if someone provides my penis with the offer of maybe possibly going to one of these parks I'm sure it would jump at the chance (no matter how small), dragging me along with it. I'm sure this will be my downfall but my penis doesn't care. It just wants to go play at a theme park and have fun, and who am I to deny the little scamp?
I hear Luna Park has a dinosaurs exhibit right now - I might take my penis there once, just to see if it's worth getting the option to go whenever I want for the whole year.
This is also going to help up my viewership because the amount of people that search for penis on the internet is an astoundingly high number.
Back to my penis - here is a picture.
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| My penis, age 17. |
Wonderland and Sega World closed down.
My penis didn't even get a warning for this! I mean sure, it read the news and it kind of saw it coming but it had never actually prepared itself for the reality of these two parks closing down, it just assumed it was going every weekend and that was that. Now with these places gone my penis became depressed. It tried to fill the void by playing roller coaster tycoon but the virtual aspect just doesn't feel the same as the real deal. It pretty much resigned itself to never going to any other theme parks again.The Gold Coast was too far away and was too much time and effort to spend on a single day of parkground shenanigans and Jamberoo just seemed like it wouldn't be that much fun, and my penis would probably break it's arm there by doing something stupid. Luna Park seems alright, what with the unlimited entry for a year but my penis just hasn't gotten around to going there or even applying for the membership.
Still, if someone provides my penis with the offer of maybe possibly going to one of these parks I'm sure it would jump at the chance (no matter how small), dragging me along with it. I'm sure this will be my downfall but my penis doesn't care. It just wants to go play at a theme park and have fun, and who am I to deny the little scamp?
I hear Luna Park has a dinosaurs exhibit right now - I might take my penis there once, just to see if it's worth getting the option to go whenever I want for the whole year.
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