Certain things have happened in the past week that have forced me to look at my place in the universe a little closer - what I do, what I've done, what I'm capable of. I've come to terms with a lot of it and I've come to terms with the fact I'll never be able to understand the rest of it as well. This was a hard thing for me to actually do.
You see Ralph, I'm an analyst - and I'm rather clever at it. I can read people like open books if you give me five minutes with them, either alone or in a whole bunch of people. I know I seem arrogant right now but it's an entire truth. I've never been surprised by someone's answer to a question, and I can tell what people are feeling just by sitting with them in an awkward silence.
This is where I say "As easy as other people are to read, I'm more of an enigma". This is complete and utter bullshit, if someone ever tells you this feel free to slap them in their liar face for me. Everyone can be read, as long as you're willing to pay attention. Everyone has certain things they do when they're feeling different emotions.
Foregoing these habits that I've already performed (The deletion of facebook to warrant people asking if I'm okay, and the standard reply of "Yeah I'm good" that nobody ever believes) I've decided to just up and tell you my problems, on one condition.
You must never tell anyone or discuss it with them.
This rule may be a little hard to follow, but please use your best judgement.
If we're cool now, I'll tell you about my week.
Sit down Ralph, shit is going to get heavy, because I am depressed and I write a fuckload when I'm depressed.
You see Ralph, I'm an analyst - and I'm rather clever at it. I can read people like open books if you give me five minutes with them, either alone or in a whole bunch of people. I know I seem arrogant right now but it's an entire truth. I've never been surprised by someone's answer to a question, and I can tell what people are feeling just by sitting with them in an awkward silence.
This is where I say "As easy as other people are to read, I'm more of an enigma". This is complete and utter bullshit, if someone ever tells you this feel free to slap them in their liar face for me. Everyone can be read, as long as you're willing to pay attention. Everyone has certain things they do when they're feeling different emotions.
Foregoing these habits that I've already performed (The deletion of facebook to warrant people asking if I'm okay, and the standard reply of "Yeah I'm good" that nobody ever believes) I've decided to just up and tell you my problems, on one condition.
You must never tell anyone or discuss it with them.
This rule may be a little hard to follow, but please use your best judgement.
If we're cool now, I'll tell you about my week.
Sit down Ralph, shit is going to get heavy, because I am depressed and I write a fuckload when I'm depressed.
